what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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