I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
His nipple licking is glorious
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