On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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