I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?