I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other