so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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