I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Dicks are not precious.
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