He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My vagina is officially offended.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Randomize
