do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize