Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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