come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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