I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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