pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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