OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
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doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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