I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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