We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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