Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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