white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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