I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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