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So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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