Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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