butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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