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(201): View more from New Jersey

Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism

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(720): View more from Colorado

You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?

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(786): View more from Florida

I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?

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