I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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