We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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