Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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