what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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