I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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