glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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