thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
then he tried to convert me to islam
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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