Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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