I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Barsexuality is the new black.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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