Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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