I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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We have started to decorate penises.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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