Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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