Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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