did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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