I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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