cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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