so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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