I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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