we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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