This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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