Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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