I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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