By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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