Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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