next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she smelled like a LAN party
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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