there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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