i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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