omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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