that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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Have fun and good luck.
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