Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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