Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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