the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
